What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 04:44
I’m from Dublin, I am.”
“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”
“Yes, that I am,” says the second.
Which is better for your skin red light therapy or blue light therapy?
The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”
“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”
“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”
What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?
“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”
“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”
Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”
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“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”
At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”
“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”
Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.
“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.